Hmmm, you ever wonder (R.I.P Andy Rooney) why so much of the Kardashian news is ( false) pregnancy and miscarriage and anal bleaching and sister on sister coochie waxing and abortion and just generic rutting? This season even little sister Kendell got in on the act when daddy Bruce Jenner filled her prescription for birth control pills. Bruce offered his usual token freak out to which mom Kris simply responded that "...birth control pills help little girls with their cramps". Yeah, having your legs up in the air for a long time can give you cramps. Meanwhile, brother Rob has a pregnancy scare when Video Bootay-Bouncer Rosa Acosta announces that she is three weeks pregnant ( sorry E!, Seacrest, etc. there is no such thing as three weeks pregnant, for a woman NOT undergoing IVF doctors date pregnancies from four weeks on) and he is the only possible father. Rosa later recants and claims that she "miscarried" and that the baby didn't attach to her uterus ( sorry, again Kardashian, E! producers, etc. but if a joined egg/sperm don't implant a woman will NOT get a positive home ept). Okay, admit it everyone watching the Kardashians is a little like setting a bitch in heat loose in the local dog park, then taking bets on what breed her puppies will be. Sneaky's putting all our money on Labrapugadoodle Terrier.
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