After much debate at SneakySalmon studios we can't decide if Mariah Yeater is psycho or a gold-digger or a fame whore or a poor-mixed-up girl trying to self-sooth after the personal apocalypse of teen pregnancy or what exactly. Maybe, she and Feebs did do the nasty hanging from a bathroom purse hook. Or maybe she was too dippy, drunk and Beiberized to realize she was bouncing on a Justine Beiber look-alike from Winnebago, Wisconsin (our favorite theory) , you heard it hear first! Whatever the case we just got Baby Beiber's birth certificate e-mailed to us and Yeater's left-leaning scrawl left us rattled. The girl kinda writes like a psycho. And not in the way Sneaky writes like a psycho. On us its cute. She PRINTS like she only gets to practice with crayons and felt tip markers.
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