Kardashian is not synonymous with "model". When KUWTK first debuted brother Rob was slated to be the world's next big male model. Rob got big alright, he entered Dancing with the Stars at 200+ pounds. And petite Kim has always modeled , showing off the snug fit of Lavin gown just as easily as she showed off the loose fit of entertainer Ray j's penis. Khloe stomped the runway in typical Sasquatch fashion at at this year's Fashion Week. Little sister Kendell is tall enough (thanks, Jenner genes) and pretty enough to work though her look is more American Eagle online catalog than Balenciaga. But, being a Kardashian is not some weird golden touch that rubs off on whoever touches it, even those who simply marry in. Witness Kaela Humphries. The girl is pretty . Of course, she's biracial and ALL biracial girls seem to be speed-pass cute. Almost too pretty to be FrankenBaller's baby sister, but she is a trifle robust. Kaela Humphries looks like she has probably humped her fair share of fries. Don't get us wrong, we love robust, soft, cuddly, spilling-out-all-over girls but in the modeling world of size quadruple zeros she is circus lady fat. Being a Kardashian, or tangential Kardashian is not enough to put you on the cat-walk. If we stop it now, we can stop an ocean of Kardashians, Jenners, Brodies, and Humphries from cluttering up our Italian Vogues.
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