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At first we thought we were tuned into Sperm Donor: 74 kids and counting, when in fact it was actually a Very Snooki Christmas on HSN. Nicole Polizzi's HSN set was festooned with shiny pink aluminum foil, flaking gold glitter, leopard and zebra print and models so desperate for Christmas money that they were willing to model those horrible, puffy slippers that look like tennis shoes. Snooki hawked everything from perfume to Jersey Shore x-mas ornaments, to sunnies and purses and a stuffed version of her lovely-dubby "Crocodilly". And though panties were suspiciously absent from the Snooki collection, it does seem to be the fashion line "for the woman who has everything, and wants everything"...including crabs.