2009 Was a Shitty year...

...for Michael Jackson! The 50 year old singer graduated from "Jesus Juice" but skipped the Ambien to treat his stubborn insomnia and used Prophyl instead, an intravenous medication used as a general anesthetic. Jackson had an in-house physician, and his doctor was present when Jackson died on June 25th in the home he shared with his children. But since the doctor was knocking Michael out on a semi-daily basis and attempted CPR while MJ laid on his bed, we think that Jackson's doctor is probably a doctor the way that Dr. Dre is a doctor or the way that Dr. Pepper is a pepper.