Thursday, January 7, 2010

2009 was a Shitty year...


...to be skinny! And loopy. Lindsey launched a fashion line which may have actually been found goods that fell off a Salvation Army truck as it was leaving a dead drag queen's house...Mishca Barton was commited...uh...hospitalized to the sorta hospital where you can only write in MagicMarker, and you can't have a belt for your robe, and Britany Murphy just sorted faded away while we watched Zoey Deschanle do her quirky thing in 50 shades of blue in 500 Days of Summer. Former walking-dead Nicole Ritchie is looking loverly after having her second child and marrying a robust man, so adult onset anorexia ( also known as meth/herion) maybe officially gauche as we roll into the next decade. Next on the chopping block, all those portly pot heads...but only after Judd Apatow makes a few more flicks. Seth Rogan we love your big, beefy ass.

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