...For Christian Audigier AKA Ed Hardy! In March of 2009 Sneaky broke down and purchased a cute, pink Ed Hardy Tshirt that hugged Sneaky's juggies and had boys bumping into fench posts while trying to read the tattoo-inspired script stretched across our chest. That was March, by November of 2009 Christian Audigier's empire had been destroyed by King of All Douches, Jon Gosselin. Once Jon got snapped by the papps wearing Ed Hardy jeans with embrodied tigers literally clawing thier way out of Jon's tiny asian ass, it was over for Audigier and Ed Hardy. That 90 dollar 'Love Kills Slowly' shirt is only good for washing the car in. After we turn it inside out.
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