Jennifer Love Hewitt is begging for a role in the Next Twilight movie ( all vampires but Trueblood vamps are douchey) and she's begging for any on-screen bone the producers will give her( the 30 year old Jen does bone Jamie Kennedy off-screen) including baggage handler! Although, the film is about teen-aged vampires...writers seem willing to work h-cup Hewitt into the script. Instead of playing an ageless adolescent blood-sucker, Jenny will play the world's first vampire with Progeria! She'll go all early bird special and bite people at 5pm. And she can only bite vegans so she can get blood with extra added soy.
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