The Pussy Weight Champion of the world got no real punishment this week for the bare-knuckle beating he gave then-girl friend Rhianna. He got 5 years probation and has been barred from contacting Ree Ree in person, by phone, letter, e-mail, third parties, smoke signals, Morse Code, or passenger pigeon. If he breaks his conditions, it's on to prison for a little Kiss Kiss Kiss and a tossed salad. We learned a lot about Pussy and his life with Ree Ree from the transcripts. Including the fact that they have been fighting like Popeye and Bluto all over the west coast for months before his arrest. And despite the fact that Pussy managed to drive AND beat the hell out of Rhianna( left turn, punch... brake and slap) Ree thought the conditions of his probation were too harsh and wanted them lifted. Don't they have Tyler Perry movies in Barbados? Next time he will knock you out, Girl. Although, Pussy is possessed by the spirit of Rick James and I guess she isn't worried about running into him at the Grammy's, charitable functions or poetry readings or anything like that.
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