Friday, August 21, 2009

I'll get you...and your little dog too!



Just when you thought there was zero suspense involved in VH1's reality show Megan Wants a Millionaire ( no surprise she was going to bone the best looking guy with the best bank balance....her career aspiration is trophy wife, and there is no internship for that position). Despite the typical celebreality predictability, a major truckload of drama got dropped on the show when the federalis launched a national manhunt for one of the contenders for Megan's Golden Slicket. Ryan Jenkins ( networth 2.5 million) fled to Canada to avoid charges of murder in the strangulation and dismemberment of his model ( her Amber-ness came in handy, authorities were able to identify her using the seriel numbers on her implants) ex-wife. In an unexpectedly classy but unsavvy ratings move VH1 has canceled the rest of the MWM season, so its not certain how Ryan actually placed in the competition. He was recently filming a second reality show and VH1 is known for awarding 2nd place douches and douchettes with a follow-up show as a consolation prize. This is Megan Hauserman's third whiff at bat for VH1, she was voted off Rock of Love and quit I love Money. But, this time she got lucky that some CSI team isn't checking the lot number on her titts trying to figure out who she was.

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