Sunday, October 11, 2009

What I did on my summer vacation...


Looks like Lilo waited until labor day weekend to complete her independant project for Paris Fashion Week. The fashions showcased at the Ungaro show seemed to cater to the three types of chicks you find at porn conventions; short minidresses for girls with Vivid Video contracts, lots of ironic heart shaped nipple pasties for Suicide Girls with daddy issues and 80's style sequined Knott's Landing bolero jackets with harem pants for vintage actresses who need a bit more room in the seat. Of course the most interesting thing to come down the runway was Lilo's face, which seemed to be a sad mix of plastic surgery and Paxil. What happened? Sneaky thought that Sam Roson was going to save Lohan's life with two turntables and a who lotta pussy eating?

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