Sunday, October 11, 2009

I guess that's why they call it the blues.


This September, Elton John and his husband David Furnish were unable to adopt a toddler from Romania. Several reasons were cited for the refusal including an over abundance of scrotum in the celebrity marriage. Seems that growing up an AIDS orphan in soul grinding poverty in a developing country trumps having to see your dad kiss your other dad on the family's private jet every time they jaunt off to a baptism at Buckingham palace. Hmm, Sneaky wouldn't mind being adopted by Daddy Elton and Papa David! Romanian law also states that prospective parents must be no more than 46 years older than potential adoptees. Unfortunately, similar laws aren't in place to protect Romanian mail-order sex brides.

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