Sunday, October 11, 2009

It's a 3 skank job.


Three new blonds are moving into the Playboy mansion to replace Holly, Bridget, and Kendra. Hef is keeping the incest theme going in 2009 and two of the girls are indeed sisters AND twins. Maybe one girl boinks him and the other two defibrillate him? Hef should add a seeing-eye dog to the mansion menagerie because he's following up the Heidi Montag mud photo spread with a pictorial of a poorly lippo'ed 33 year old Tyra Reid! Posing for Playboy used to mean something, now its quick self-esteem booster for any unlikable "six" who asks nicely enough, it's the Hollywood version of getting a makeover at the Clinique counter.

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