Ohhh, they're like butter!

Sneaky salmon is lighting a candle for the Jon and Kate marriage. If the couple should split their contract with The Learning Channel calls for all eight kids (a set of sextuplets and two rough drafts) to be distributed one each to other networks. Upon hearing the details of the contract Tyra Banks created five new reality shows in an attempt to score all eight babies, so she can use their hides to create a line of limited edition designer handbags.Just like she always wanted. Fierce !