Sneaky Salmon is applauding Chastity Bono's decision to come out as a transgendered person. alas, Sneaky is concerned that Bono is headed down the seductive, flashy path of douchebaggary. Swiss scientists have proven that a guy named Chas has an 85 percent chance of puking in your girlfriend's purse in the VIP section of Ghostbar. also, incidents of Humvee driving, Glodschlagger-gulping, and amber-fucking all increase exponentially with names like Trey, Dakota, Tripp, Anderson and Chas. We're willing to let this name thing slide for now Chastity/Chas but if we catch you wearing a Blue-tooth with no active call...sneaky will be forced to intervene.
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