Friday, June 26, 2009

I'm sorry Tiffany but putting Newports there isn't gonna make ANYONE suck on it...


Theresa Guidance Of The Real Housewives of New Jersey forgot that she was living in the Ick capitol of the east coast when she said that "pre-owned" homes were gross because so many other other people had been inside them. When Tiffany "New York" Pollard heard, she immediately broke ground on a new vagina since so many people had been inside her old one. But, local officials say there's no way she can get a building permit for the type of traffic that thing gets.

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