Dan Rather must be damned exhausted because the elderly statesman seems to be aching for the tar and feathering that will allow him to sit down and maybe, just maybe finally learn how to retrieve his voicemail from his cellphone. Rather appeared on the Chris Matthews Show lauding Obama for being so articulate, but then trashed the president's powers of persuasion by saying, "But he couldn't sell watermelons, if you gave him the state troopers to flag down traffic." Whats this? Two with one blow? Mexicans and Blacks? Plus, we think his metaphor was a little weak anyway. Hmmm, let's try some madlibs? I'm sure Sneaky's readers can do a better job than old Danny.
"Obama couldn't sell Watermelon, if-______"
Write down your answers and email them to this blog...funniest one gets our half-finished bottle of peach schnapps. Hurry, we would hate to have to change it to a 3/4 finished bottle of schnapps.
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