Bad joke of the 90's, Billy Ray Cyrus continues his revenge on the world by having spawn-child Miley appeaer in SATC 2! Miley pole dances, poses nekkid in Vanity Faire and dates underwear models. It's obvious to Sneaky that it won't be long before she meets "up the butt guy" and gets mugged for a pair of Jimmy Choo stilletos, but we're not sure a 16/17 year old belongs in a Sex and the City movie. And how do we know Miley will be pickin' and strummin' and singin' and a modelin'? Mario Cantone leaked it on The View! Other spoilers on the list include a possible pregnancy for Carrie, Big falling into some strange coochie, Samantha going through menopause ( again), and an international trip somewhere hot and brown where Charlotte may or may not schit her pants...again. The franchise certainly has turned a bit predictable. We watch a Three Stooges short we know someone is gonna get hit on the head with a frying pan. We watch SATC we know Sam is gonna fuck a stranger in semi-public place. That's what SATC gives us...something to believe in!
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