Saturday, November 7, 2009

Hey! Wanna be in SHOW BUSINESS?


Of course! We all do!


Yet, you can't sing?


and quite possibly may be tone-deaf?


You crave a hit dance track, but your only talents are shopping, fellating Lee Najjar, and doctoring documents to make you officially fifteen years younger?


Well, Autotune can help!


Just add wine, bad extensions, a more talented friend and some other woman's husband and you too, can be eligible for a Grammy!


WARNING: The Grammy foundation is not responsible for injuries received while using the Grammy award to pry open a case of Chardonnay.


So, get Autotune now! They specialize in difficult cases...and tell em Kim sent ya'!

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