Saturday, September 12, 2009

Let's slam some Tequila!


Sneaky hates woman-beaters, but we despise false accusations. Tila Tequila had her ex boyfriend (pituitarily gifted) Linebacker NFL Shawne Merriman arrested for choking her and throwing her to the ground. The DA says there's zero evidence to charge him with anything, he says she was drunk at the time and he was trying to protect her and any wayward ducklings that might be crossing the road from her drunk ass, she says she wasn't drunk and in fact she is allergic alcohol. Allergic. To. Alcohol. Tila is at least 75 to 80 percent alcohol herself, like hand sanitizer. Which is completely ironic since she causes so many infections.

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