The vibrator that is Trueblood ran out of batteries last night. If it was that easy to kill Maryanne what the hell was Sam waiting for? Sneaky has never found vampires cool or sexy and most vampire media is just ripped off ( um, Vampire Diaries, Twlight called it wants it's plot back) from older better stuff. But, Trueblood is pretty damn smart and it mostly remembers that to be a vampire you have to be a human first and humans are rarely beautiful, chiseled, kind, eloquent or graceful. In fact, Trueblood makes it pretty clear that dying, gaining superhuman strength and unlimited healing capacity would actually make a shitty asshole... more of a shitty asshole. Eric is euro trash sexy ( I'm pretty sure he would have blond pubes though, yeech!) in an evil kind of way and Bill is sweet...but why oh why is he the only vampire that seems to age faster than humans. Bill isn't scaring Sneaky, he's just making us reconsider Botox. And maybe a little under eye work. And some resurfacing won't hurt. Zoom bleaching. Anal bleaching...
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