So far Rhianna has issued few and far denials concerning her alleged nudie bootay shots. Some of Sneaky's colleagues in evil (this means YOU! Perez!) have shown poor sportsmanship by publishing links to sites carrying the shots. For the record sneaky Salmon will never publish links to stars' split, glistening beavers or some Celebutaunt's somu-fuck (wake up Paris....your orgasm is ready) to draw views to this blog. Instead sneaky will view them for you and report back on the bush. The Rhianna shots are certainly hot and if its a look-alike in the stills, she passed the squint test and the zoom quiz. But, the shots are all sideways and generically funky looking...and from Sneaky's experience with home pornography getting a guy to "get in real tight for the pink" is rarely an issue. But, really after seeing Rhianna Semi-flash last week, Sneaky is surprised she didn't use her nipples as weapons during the Chris Brown assault. She could shiskabob flank steak with those things.
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