As if you didn't know...

A confused Al Reynolds finally tires of searching for semen in the least likely spot on earth-inside of wife Star Jones.

Mariska goes for the money shot...

Mariska Hargitay takes her turn under NBC's celebrity shower cam.

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Thanks for the Myspace Add...

The Center for Disease Control reports that there is no shot to cure the syphilis you get when you take a Shot at Love with Tila Tequila.

I hear they got Diane Lane for the lead role in the film version...

A large cougar was cornered and shot in a trendy Chicago neighborhood last week. Animal authorities were baffled that a mountain lion was able to travel into the heart of the city, but some theorists speculate that facial recognition software had not been calibrated for "Puma".

My Fuhrer the car

New Volkswagen campaigns feature a vintage VW bug possessed by the disembodied spirit of (creator) Adolph Hitler. The German classic gets a reported 48 miles to the gallon. The bad news? It runs on one part diesel, one part gypsy blood.